“QUOTE UNQUOTE”

October 29, 2010 § Leave a comment

“Have you ever noticed?  Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”  — George Carlin

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”  — Will Rogers

“A traveling salesman, seeing a farmer holding a large pig up to an apple tree to feed him an apple, stopped and asked, ‘Wouldn’t it save a lot of time just to pick the apple and give it to the pig?’  Replied the farmer: ‘What’s time to a pig?'” — Old joke

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