The Better Chancery Practice Blog

Dave Barry

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.”  —  Dave Barry

“There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?”  —  Dick Cavett

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”  —  A. Whitney Brown